January 2011
47 posts
waldosia
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. [Brit. wallesia] a condition characterized by scanning faces in a crowd looking for a specific person who would have no reason to be there, which is your brain’s way of checking to see whether they’re still in your life, subconsciously patting its emotional pockets before it leaves for the day.
Sheldon: What is the best number? By the way, there's only one correct answer.
Raj: 5,318,008?
Sheldon: Wrong! The best number is 73. [Short silence] You're probably wondering why.
Leonard & Howard: No no, we're good.
Sheldon: 73, is the 21st prime number, it's mirror 37 is the 12th and it's mirror 21 is the product of multiplying, hang on to your hats, 7 and 3. Did I lie?
Leonard: We did it! 73 is the... Chuck Norris of numbers!
Sheldon: Chuck Norris wishes! In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001, exactly the same. All Chuck Norris gets you backwards is Sirron Kcuhc!
Raj: Just for the record, when you enter 5,318,008 in a calculator, upside down it spells BOOBIES!
To believe that there is nothing left to fear. That YOU alone are high above it...
– the greatness of our GOD :))
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If God answers your prayers He is increasing your...
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HELLOPANDA @_@
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs(Apple founder) just...
liannestilllovesu:
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imtoosexyforyou
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kawaiifagg0t:
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(via greenlantan)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH =))=))=)) WIIIINNNNN!!!
oh what it must be like :)) :))
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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09.
kidaokagee:
We’re both fiction. You’re too good to be true, I don’t exist for you.
You show someone something funny,
leilockheart:
and you’re like
and they’re like
When someone is in your heart, they’re never truly gone. They can come back to...
– For One More Day, Mitch Albom (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)